Lyrics


Darlin’

I was waiting for the time,

 that you would come and cross my mind,

Playing tricks and little games,

Your head spins round to give me something to tame.

Throw mixed signals straight at me,

And hide behind your eyes of green,

Your smile gives the boys,

The heartache they’ve always wanted to see.

Darlin’ you always go but you ain’t goin far,

Darlin’ you have an iron brain and a stone heart,

Darlin’ you want the boys that all look the same,

Darlin’ you want them to be shouting your name.

Your language is black and white, 

Tainted with painted lipstick shine,

You turn all those slags,

Into the little boys that run away.

You’re addicted to the guys,

That full up both your ego eyes,

But I’m addicted to,

Your heart made of lies.

Darlin’ you always go but you ain’t goin far,

Darlin’ you have an iron brain and a stone heart,

Darlin’ you want the boys that all look the same,

Darlin’ you want them to be shouting your name.

Darlin’ you always go but you ain’t goin far,

Darlin’ you have an iron brain and a stone heart,

Darlin’ you want the boys that all look the same,

Darlin’ you want them to be shouting your name.


Bastards & Barstools

The only reason I came was to see you fall

Don’t sit there gagging for it you think you’ll take them all

I’ll tell you one thing straight sir the lights blocking your eyes

Cause none of these girls are impressed by your jeans and blood red tie

The only reason that you came 

Get yourself right back in the game

I’ll tell you one thing straight

It’s just bastards & barstools

You sit there cracking jokes your chest puffed to the max

Your faker than fucking quorn yeah sit down and relapse 

You smell of beer and denial it’s time to face the truth

It’s three in the morning, you’re the only bloke under the roof

The only reason that you came 

Get yourself right back in the game

I’ll tell you one thing straight

It’s just bastards & barstools

Get on home, it’s getting late, get on

Get on home, it’s getting late

Go!

The only reason that you came 

Get yourself right back in the game

I’ll tell you one thing straight

It’s just bastards & barstools


The Juggernaut

I always get that call in the morning

Telling me you left your money with the wallet from that girls’ pocket last night

Sun came up we were on the grass

Your hands and talons seem to grasp for the last drop of your Coors lite

You turn to me as if to say

Mate what we doing today

And what’d we do last night

Being young, being drunk and all pissed off, Watching girls twice our age downing Smirnoff

What a life

Picking fights with the next geezer that stares in me eyes watch my ears and nostrils flare

Hit him there

Down the street see some tracky bottom pricks, ego’s full cause they spent eighty quid on kicks

Tiny dicks

Come up with their trousers below their knees talking roadman like bruv and innit b

Learn English please

Too late to be out drinking, too young to be overthinking

Now your folks won’t let you out for another week

Carlsberg tastes like piss you know it, in the end you’ll always blow it

Cause the only words that you’re able to speak, are

Stop, the night begins to freeze, we’re up to our knees

Stop, she makes eyes with me, hold my bottle please (1,2,3 go)

Watch the men come up all dressed in blue, come up to us like “what’d we do

What’s wrong with you?”

“Please sir can you walk in a straight line”, for God’s sake officer I’m feeling fine

What a lie

Too late to be out drinking, too young to be overthinking

Now your folks won’t let you out for another week

Carlsberg tastes like piss you know it, in the end you’ll always blow it

Cause the only words that you’re able to speak, are

(woooo, oi oi)

Too late to be out drinking, too young to be overthinking

Now your folks won’t let you out for another week

Carlsberg tastes like piss you know it, in the end you’ll always blow it

Cause the only words that you’re able to speak, are